
This is a sacred picture of the sleeping Buddha. Only a few fortunate mortals have had the good fortune of seeing the Enlightened One in such supreme state of peace. God spoke to me yesterday through Photoshop and GTalk and asked me to share it with the world.
The legend of the Sleeping Buddha is thus:
Llama Shiv was searching for enlightenment. He sought enlightenment from his karma and hence was looking for Truth in the C codes for Data Structure and complex Algorithmns. But the road to enlightenment is hard and filled with core dumps. So he switched to Java. The great cosmic illusion who disguised itself as Head of department made sure that his soul remained trapped in the mortal plane by keeping his mind involved in projects, assignments and extra classes.
Llama Shiv was saddened by this mundane life. Each day was spend in asking questions and each night was spend in finding answers. Sleep was a forgotten friend. Food was a kind foe.
One day it was made known throughout the land of Ettimadai that Buddha, the Enlightened One, the Perfect Teacher, has arrived. Birds sang and flowers all over the place bloomed in welcome. The ATM machine near Dhanalakshmi bank suddenly started working. Tea from the canteen suddenly tasted better. People at the security gate started smiling at people passing by. And trains began arriving on time at Ettimadai station.
It was around 12 in the night when Llama Shiv finally arrived in the presence of the Enlightened One. Tathagatha was sitting under the sacred air conditioner, which filled the room with its divine coolness. His eyes were half closed, reflecting a part of the Infinite Bliss that he was experiencing. The midnight moon cast an eerie glow, but time and space had no meaning for Llama Shiv. With folded hands, Llama Shiv prostrated and asked:
"O Enlightened One, I have tried hard to know the Supreme Truth. I have pursued my goal from morning to night with earnest zeal. Please tell me why the Truth is eluding me. Where amI going wrong."
The Blessed One paused for a long time and then opened the blessed mouth.
Thus spake Buddha:
"SNOREEEE !!!"
And Llama Shiv was enlightened.
(Zen and art of doing Nothing - Chapter 1 )
This is a true story. You may keep this sacred picture in your desk as a protection against work, assignments, or project deadlines. The Sleeping Buddha will guard you against the evil spirits of over-enthusiasm and over commiting of projects.
Know that the heart of zen is a calm mind that is focussed on the Buddha.